I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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