I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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