Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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