big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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