Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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