shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Randomize