This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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