At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Vodka?
Forever.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
