I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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