If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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