I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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