I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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