Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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