i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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