He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He felt like a one man threesome
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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