I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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