is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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