THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
