Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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