I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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