Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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