You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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