Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
