Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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