I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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