So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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