This girl is more easily done than said...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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