You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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