69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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