I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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