Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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