I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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