I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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