Grow some girl-balls and come out already
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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