brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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