I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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