Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Someone came in the potted fern
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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