How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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