i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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