I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
No subtext here. People are naked.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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