last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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