You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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