just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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