Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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