theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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