Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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