I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
