yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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