butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
thus making me awesome and them whores
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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