AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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