am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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