What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And then he peed in my hair
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