please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I have so many feelings about this burrito
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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